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fullmooney:

if i had leprosy and a penis i would have sex with someone, break off the head of my dick, and gently place it in to their palm and whisper

“keep the tip” 

then i would skip out of the room cackling like a maniac at my own clever wit

Reblogged 4 months ago from nohetero (Originally from fullmooney)
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