February 2012
beyoncebeytwice:
chromo-somes:
beyoncebeytwice:
today in class i was eating pretzels but i was eating too fast and i like started choking and gagging and this boy that i kinda like was sitting next to me and instead of giving me mouth to mouth and falling in love with me like in the movies he just stared at me so i dont like him anymore
i cannot breathe omfg
yea neither could i
mattisbollywood:
miamidice:
jayhugger:
miamidice:
i was playing tf2 with justin and skubs and one of the people in there was named scoutxsniper so i asked them how hard they ship them and they went that’s a very good question
i knew they wanted to talk about their ship but we kept talking over them our oopy doopy b
they were also a pretty bad scout, they’d just stand out in the open...
my mother used to have this giant coke bottle that she used to keep coins in and there had to be at least $3000 in it. i used to gather all the quarters in it and i swear that shit lasted me throughout high school and i just remembered it right now but i think she hid it from me
i’m so poor right now
where is that
damn
coke
bottle
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nohetero:
koffenbaum:
If An Adult Tells You High School Was The Best Years Of Their Life They Are Probably A Very Shallow And/Or Boring Person.
by Fall Out Boy
ryley-stbatman:
mighty-motherbox:
Earl Sweatshirt is better than Tyler, but Frank Ocean is the only member of the group who will have mature potential.
But without Frankie Valli the four seasons would be nothing
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some random guy on facebook keeps trying to flirt with me and he wont stop fucking asking me if i’m really a model at Balls Models (that’s my occupation on fb)
i cannot take you seriously if you do not get my stupid pop culture references
my physics teacher is holding a cylindrical object and she keeps lifting it up and down like shes giving a hand job and saying “I’m doing work on this” (as in relation to energy work=F x d)
GOD I CANT
IM TOO IMMATURE TO HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW
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Watch
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thefrogman:
This is probably something I will not stick with, but I’d like to give it a try.
For many years now, I have had a very strict rule for myself. Everyday I must learn at least one new thing. This can be just a simple interesting fact, or it could be the foundations of…
